Beaver Dam

When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver
I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.
by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018
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Beaver Dam

ie: if a female were to be striking a conversation and flirtation with a male...and another female were to infringe on her territory....that is a Beaver Dam.
by janamariewjpz March 07, 2010
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Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin
I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.
by pallbearer January 18, 2007
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Beaver-dam

A threesome consisting of one man between two women.

The male equivalent of a finger trap
Last night I was Beaver-Dammed by Kayla and Stacy: it was amazing.
by easygoinperson January 06, 2017
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Beaver Dam

When a man takes a dump in a urinal so large that it clogs it.
Yo, I feel bad for the poor sap that has to clean up that beaver dam that Tom left in the first floor bathroom.
by Acceleratedbeats December 13, 2003
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Beaver Dam

Guy 1: (standing in line at the bar) What is the hold up?
Guy 2: Oh, God! There's a beaver dam ahead!
by narwhalbattle February 27, 2011
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Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".
I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.
by Tree303 November 10, 2013
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