Beaver Dam

When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver

I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.

by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018

Beaver Dam

The opposite of Cock Block...

ie: if a female were to be striking a conversation and flirtation with a male...and another female were to infringe on her territory....that is a Beaver Dam.

by janamariewjpz March 6, 2010

Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin

I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.

by pallbearer January 20, 2007

Beaver-dam

A threesome consisting of one man between two women.

The male equivalent of a finger trap

Last night I was Beaver-Dammed by Kayla and Stacy: it was amazing.

by easygoinperson January 5, 2017

Beaver Dam

When a man takes a dump in a urinal so large that it clogs it.

Yo, I feel bad for the poor sap that has to clean up that beaver dam that Tom left in the first floor bathroom.

by Acceleratedbeats December 12, 2003

Beaver Dam

n: A large gathering of Lesbians

Guy 1: (standing in line at the bar) What is the hold up?
Guy 2: Oh, God! There's a beaver dam ahead!

by narwhalbattle March 13, 2011

Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".

I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.

by Tree303 November 9, 2013