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beautifaux

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pronounced: beauti fo'
Refers the phenomenon when an ugly hoe tries to look good by wearing excessive amounts of make-up or slutty clothes.
Why does that girl wear SO MUCH blush? And her face looks cakey orange; she's so beautifaux!
by elzzi October 20, 2005
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beautiness

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To be exceptionally beautiful.
The flowers beautiness was beyond compare.
by Chadabox January 6, 2014
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Beautybash

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Basically a bunch of bitchy old women who decided it's a great time waster to spy on makeupalley members and make fun of them.
Seriously.
That's it.
That's all they do.
They belong to an obscure site dedicated to bashing the people on another semi-obscure site.
Apparently these people just don't have a life? I don't know. The website says that its dedicated to free speech, but apparently free speech only constitutes making fun of and bitching out other people, usually makeup alley members or maaaaaaaaaaaybe celebrities.
Maybe.
On a good day.
And now for some actual excerps from beautybash:

* Cafe is so fake. Most of them are here no doubt. There's so - few here but when a pic is here is the most featured on MUA every time. ok 14:41:20 2/27/2009 (1)
o yup, i do it. omg! that place is so horrible, how can anybody go there!!!! and all the while i'm going back and forth, lol! and it's not just me! - . 14:45:01 2/27/2009 (0)

For real? This is what you all do with your lives?
by Guess who the fuk. February 27, 2009
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beautimus

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a whole 'nother level above beautiful
You are absolutly beautimus!
by Beezo256 October 23, 2011
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Beatmaster

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1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.
1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'
by The Lion King January 29, 2005
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beautifail

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A form of fashion fail, often causing the failer to resemble a crusty hooker from the bad side of Harlem. Most common in the preteen years, but can appear in the teenage demographic as well.

Remember, kids, there's a fine line between looking like Lady GaGa, and looking like a crack-addicted porn star.

Also can be used as an adjective, describing something that appears to be a serious attempt at fashion but has failed miserably.
Rebecca's choice of a pair of phallic pasties and a ripped-up miniskirt was pretty beautifail, especially since she's supposedly the best dresser of the 10th grade.
by Cheerful Apathy February 22, 2010
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