beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

by Cory N. January 12, 2008

beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010

Butter Beat Off

At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...

Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.

by Zerocool2010 November 19, 2020

beat the brakes off

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007

beat off station

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

Zombie beat off

1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.

2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.

Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.

Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.

by The jblaze October 14, 2009