Exam Beard

The facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. Normally due to a person's desperate need to cram as much revision into that short space of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc

Girlfriend: Wow Mark, you need a shave!
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.

by Tactful June 7, 2010

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Bear in the Wilderness

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.

You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

by Foolio275345 June 27, 2012

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swear bear

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".

Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.

by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021

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mini bear

A small rodent like creature located in and around the Philmont Scout Ranch area that will rip your backpack, clothes, and any other item it feels like to get at food. Known for their speed and superior thinking skills when it comes to tracking down food and other smellables. You can only temporarily frighten them away, they will be back and with more numbers!

"I left some crackers in my tent last night, it is ripped to pieces because of the mini bear!

by spiced cider August 26, 2011

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Phantom Beard Syndrome

Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.

I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.

by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010

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