Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

Steamy Beany

When you have intense gay sex with a Latino man in a maid outfit inside a sauna

DUUUUDE!!! I DID A STEAMY BEANY LAST NIGHT

by Steamy Beany March 3, 2023

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

Bean Spiller

Someone who cannot keep their mouth shuteven when they know the consequences of divulgence.

"I promise to keep it to myself," said the loose-lipped, shifty-mouthed Bean Spiller, who then turned around and told everyone.

by Midda Challie October 20, 2010

Bean speak

Speaking Mexican.

"Tortuga was the name of our snitch. Bean speak for tortoise". - Hank Schrader DEA Agent on the AMC program Breaking Bad

by American Patriot in Blue June 2, 2011

Bean stand

A lady boner, specifically the clitoris.

That hot guy over there is giving me a wicked bean stand.

by B. Stand January 8, 2021

Beane Stalked

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

by Savman October 6, 2011