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Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
by Ryno69 May 22, 2009
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Beanie-nization

(Bee·nee·i·za·tion) - noun
1. The hair style transformation resulting from wearing a beanie. Typically appears as a flat, glued to you head look with some hair strands sticking.

- Related Forms
Beanalize (Bee·nal·ise) - adjective
Dude, look at your hair! Looks like some beanie-nization going on there!
by Deitryn January 4, 2008
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beanie out

I was going to go to the gym but I decided to beanie out
by bumpahman October 5, 2016
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dick beanie

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Beanie bride

When your a true blue Aussie and a bride rocks up at the wedding wearing thongs a beanie and a fly net with a beer in hand to top it off there’s no way your man won’t fall in love with you
Look at that beanie bride rockin up at that wedding

She looks spectacular any man would be lucky to have her
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019
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beanie sauce

Another word for bean soup, or what is inside of a bean
When I came home mom had made beanie sauce for dinner
by ZhonglisPoptart May 25, 2021
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Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.
"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"
by Shawn July 29, 2005
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