Beatwave

short monke with no rights

"you are a beatwave"

by Professor Slugma July 11, 2022

Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth

Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.

by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009

Batwing 69

When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.

“Hey man, I walked in on these two dudes doing the batwing 69 last night.”

by Mevestanning February 27, 2020

Sourdough Bratwurst

when a guy with a chode fucks a girl with yeast infection

ryan made a sourdough bratwurst with your mom last night

by gsrbn January 20, 2009

Bratwurst Bitch

An in-your-face mother of all insults designed to frighten and bewilder the recipient due to its absurd combination of sausage and common everyday insult.

Hey man, who you talkin' to? "Oh, it's just Kathy" Tell her she ain't nothin' but a bratwurst bitch!

by Eazee C March 9, 2009

Operation Batwing

Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.

Operation Batwing

Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."

Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."

Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."

Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."

-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.

by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005

derek boatwright

another word used for fuckboy. a male who is more dramatic than any female, plays mind games with women to get them in bed, and continuously fucks over people who give him the world. self centered and ignorant.

I thought I was in a relationship with a good nice guy, but it turns out he was just another derek boatwright.

by therealslimsav July 20, 2016