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BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.
'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'
by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021
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Dirty bulking

Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass
Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?

Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.
by Derogatory term April 8, 2019
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bulkace

adj.Aust.colloq. Extremely good or excellent. Circa 1980's created by adding the two words,used in their colloquial form,'bulk' & 'ace' togehter.
"The party I went to on the weekend was bulkace."
by Fish January 5, 2005
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The Balkans

The most wretched hive of scum and villany (other than YouTube comments). A place where everyone hates each other. A place where every country dreams of having another country's land. A place where a country can have 3 major ethnicities and not be destroyed by a civil war. A place where Muslims and Orthodox Christians fight all day. A place where every one thinks he's better than anyone else. A place where you want to stay away from.
Serbia: REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE STINKY TURK MUSLIM
Croatia: FUCK YOU SERBIA YOU OPPRESS EVERY MINORITY

Albania: FUCK YOU SERBIA KOSOVO IS ALBANIA AND MACEDONIA IS OPPRESSING US
Bosnia: Pls Halp
Srpska: LET ME GO STUPID BOSNIAN KEBAB TURK
Bulgaria: I don't know what they are even grumbling about. And I don't care
Macedonia: WE ARE BEST WE ARE TRUE MACEDONIANS GREEKS ARE TURKS ALEKSANDR WAS MACEDONIAN
Greece: FUCK YOU SLAVIC IDIOT YOU ARE A SLAV AND FUCK YOU TURKGAY INSTABUL IS GREEK
Montenegro: Serbia, I thought you were better than that.
Romania: I AM NOT A FUCKING GYPSY YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU DONT KNOW AND YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS BLABALALBALBALBABLA...
Slovenia: I AM NOT IN THE BALKANS, I AM IN CENTRAL EUROPE
Turkey: I hate you all. Passively. Also, I'm in Asia, not in Europe.
Moldova: Don't know, don't care
Kosovo: I don't even know what I am
by flamewarr alertt July 29, 2015
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i'M bUlKinG

What KSI claimed to be doing...in 2019.

"I aint fat guys I'm bulking"
"I aint gonna be shredded the entire year"
"by June, July, August if I'm still like this you can have a go at me"
"remember when we used to bully Ethan CUZ HE WAS FAT! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL i'M bUlKinG come on! Guys I ain't i'M bUlKinG"
by S/he’s just a friend March 6, 2023
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Balkenende

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time
Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?
by GerarDS April 12, 2005
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baumkuchen

A style of layered cake popular in Europe and Japan. A dessert cake.
After dinner we had baumkuchen for dessert
by CyberDog December 16, 2013
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