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dog in the bathtub 

It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.
After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.
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dog in a bathtub 

While receiving a blow job from your female friend, you proceed to showhorn BOTH testicles, as well as your shaft, completly into her mouth!
"I was so hard that when I put the dog in a bathtub she puked on my wang"
dog in a bathtub by Brad Comer January 15, 2008

Dog in the Bathtub 

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
Dog in the Bathtub by Reyer May 19, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub 

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
Dog in the Bathtub by Reyer May 19, 2018

Two Dogs in a Bathtub 

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.
i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

2 dogs in a bathtub 

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.
Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

5 dogs in a bathtub 

When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.
Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.
5 dogs in a bathtub by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017