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bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
by Phungguy June 1, 2006
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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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When a guy is shifting a girl and he sticks his hands down her pants and squeezes her ass
Jessica: did u hear that Tom bareassed Kate last night
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Barebackdad

A guy who refuses to wear a condom when having sex, and will only go "bareback".
Guy 1 - Hey Man, did you wear a condom with that skank from the other night?
Guy 2 - Nah, went barebackdad on her ass!!
by Crufts February 17, 2009
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Bartart

When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.
Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.
by Breezeknees March 17, 2022
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Bartaba

The best brawleur of Brawl Stars
Friend 1 : Man wanna play Brawl Stars ?
Friend 2 : Yes ! I take Bartaba !
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Bareback Mountain

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.
"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".
by Satandog March 25, 2006
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