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Jack Barakat

The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.
Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.

Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.
by JesieKonstantine829 January 4, 2010
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barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
by amuchan October 4, 2006
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Barai

A person in a state of total disarray or describing a person who just talks shit all day, doesn’t have a job and lives with his parents in PJ
Ali: Eh dude how was the party last night?
Abubakar: It was so lit dude, everyone was so barai tho especially Abu

Shon: Yo man, what’s wrong with that guy laying on the floor?

Tyrone: He drank way too much, he’s barai asf but not as much as Abu
by shonmcarvin April 3, 2022
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Disco Braking

The act of constantly placing your foot on and off the brake pedal whilst driving a motor vehicle. Commonly used by people who cannot drive or are lost. A sign of hesitant driving.

Disco braking can be influenced by the weather with an increase seen during periods of rain and snow.
"If that car in front keeps disco braking I'm going to drive straight in to the back of the fucker!
by CityTiger April 29, 2009
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Barking Devil Dog

A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.
"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."
by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012
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Barati

Barati was the queen/goddess figure of the ARYANS as Barat was the god/king .
Barati is ARYAN-PHOENICIANS King (God).
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/biggestsecretbook/biggestsecret03.htm
by Sir_Blue November 5, 2008
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barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 14, 2005
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