barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

Baracuda Tits

an expression for overly hairy nipples.

Hey, your nipples are fuzzy.

Don't you mock my Baracuda Tits!

by flyer8509 July 18, 2009

baracuda

1. A type of fish
2. The supremely effective orgasmic inducing act of inserting the fore and ring fingers into a females pussy whilst the little finger tickles and/or penetrates her nether hole - put simply 'TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK'.

Hey sweety pie, im having a little trouble coming, try for a little penetration... no no, two in the pink, one in the stink... oh yeh, baracuda me oh yes oh yes oh baracuda you feel so good...

by Woosy November 10, 2005

Baracus

A person who shares some major personality traits with the fictional B A Baracus, played by Mr. T on "The A Team". Examples:

(1) Large, tough, aggresive.

(2) Wears tons of manly jewelry and crazy hair.

(3) Loves milk more than a calf does.

(4) Is afraid to fly on an airplane.

At the airport:

"Oh shit, B A Baracus is over there looking for me. Waitress! I'll give you $100 bucks to walk around with that pitcher of milk for the next 30 minutes. Damn! I better get on a plane ASAP!"

by Scotty Evil July 25, 2006

barfulous

disgusting, vile, odiferous, horrid or odious.

"I ate at that new Thai restaurant last night. The pad thai was barfulous."

by Marc Morgenstern January 8, 2006

baramundi

A great big FUCK OFF fish that everybody would love to catch, but only those of us in the north of western australia have a good chance at. The greatest rootin, fightin, tastin fish of all time!

Look at this bloody fucking great baramundi that i caught on this on a mullie - said Ian

by jamieduncan December 26, 2007

baracuda

The act of licking a petite woman's anus and vagina in one swipe of the tongue.

Given her petite frame, Eileen was the perfect candidate for a BARACUDA.

by Balint February 10, 2005