Blaze Bagwell

really tall, hairy, bon jovi look - alike who sits in boxers all day playing WOW in the basement. known to be a real asshole & hates fat chicks.

WOAH! I didn't go to school today, I think I'll pull a Blaze Bagwell! HELL YA!

OMG! Did you see the size of that girls arms? I'm sorry. I'm being a total Blaze Bagwell.

by loveyoursister August 31, 2010

barnwell high school

Prison.

Straight prison.

We have bars on our Windows.

You go to Barnwell high school?

Yup.

by _skittles_ February 28, 2017

chloe barwell

chloe barbell is a meme and a half always funny and has a fiery side and nerdy but in the cool way she is a total freak in a good way and you DONT want to cross her love animals but hates most human interaction!

Any:She’s insane

Alisha: no she’s a chloe barwell

by Clapping July 5, 2019

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Courtney Lin Bagwell

FUCKING FATASS BITCH WHO ABUSES YOU AS A CHILD THEN WANTS TO ACT LIKE SHE CARES ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY THEN COURTNEY WANTS TO TRANSFER YOU TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THAT PERSON WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY BECAUSE SHE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS, THAT FUCKING CUNT

mom: "you stay away from that girl now"
Cartman: "FUCK YOU MA YOUR BEING SUCH A COURTNEY LIN BAGWELL"

by KAKAHEADMAFUCKA November 17, 2017

barnwell

A small town where nothing happens ever. Lots of cows and racist people. Family friendly.

Bob: man, barnwell is so boring. I can't wait to move away
Sue: are you CRAZY!? we have a Walmart AND an assload of hay fields! What more could you want!!??

by notyouraveragekaren April 9, 2016

bagwell

a womans loose vagina ie a baggy well

man she has a bagwell

by captain birdseye June 17, 2013