Alex Banos

Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.

"Did you see him in the play? He's a real Alex Banos."

by Leo Legavich September 12, 2022

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Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug May 29, 2007

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Poder the Bano

The phrase you use in a Spanish class in America to let the teacher know you are going to use the restroom. Instead of asking “puedo ir al bano?” simply tell the teacher, “I’m going to poder the bano”

Hey Mrs. Garcia, I’m going to poder the bano and there ain’t shit you can do to stop me

by ThaudSpanishLessons June 09, 2022

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Los Banos

A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.

I am leaving San Jose to move to Los Banos. My life is over.

by Mike F. July 10, 2022

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BANO

A BANO, "Birthdays and National Anthems Only," is a type of person who exclusively sings "Happy Birthday" and nation's anthems with a little or a lot of skill and effort. They seem to be only good at singing (or playing) these, and fail to play or sing anything else with as much skill.

"Man, he's such a fucking BANO. I should really stop inviting him to my birthday parties."

by arc-zen February 27, 2023

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