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Lorenzo Los Banos

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Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
mugGet the Lorenzo Los Banosmug.

BANO

A BANO, "Birthdays and National Anthems Only," is a type of person who exclusively sings "Happy Birthday" and nation's anthems with a little or a lot of skill and effort. They seem to be only good at singing (or playing) these, and fail to play or sing anything else with as much skill.
"Man, he's such a fucking BANO. I should really stop inviting him to my birthday parties."
by arc-zen February 26, 2023
mugGet the BANOmug.

Poder the Bano

The phrase you use in a Spanish class in America to let the teacher know you are going to use the restroom. Instead of asking “puedo ir al bano?” simply tell the teacher, “I’m going to poder the bano”
Hey Mrs. Garcia, I’m going to poder the bano and there ain’t shit you can do to stop me
by ThaudSpanishLessons June 8, 2022
mugGet the Poder the Banomug.

Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.
Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"
by SCM thug June 18, 2007
mugGet the Bano Banditomug.

Bano

Bano is an amazing young lady who deserves the world. She is so kind, so thoughtful and so helpful. She’s always there for you and many people love her.

She’s a beautiful girl who should give herself more credit. She’s so hardworking and talented, she can achieve anything. Really.

If you have a Bano in your life, please don’t lose her. She is precious and must be cared for.
Person 1: “Is that the sun?”
Person 2: “No, that’s just Bano - I see why you’d get them confused though, they both light up the room.”
by DefinitelyNotJaz May 30, 2021
mugGet the Banomug.

banos

a bathroom missing the Spanish squiggly over the letter n
yo esse i need to use-o the banos
by DefNotBanos December 18, 2019
mugGet the banosmug.

Alex Banos

Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.
"Did you see him in the play? He's a real Alex Banos."
by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022
mugGet the Alex Banosmug.

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