Strictly Ballroom

Lame, stupid, etc.

As most of us know, ballroom dancing isn't all that fuuun so, if something isn't quite up to par it is "stricly ballroom".
"Lennie is strictly ballroom!"
"I know, eh? That guy goes to Star Wars conventions"
by EhJay October 20, 2005
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Ballroom Dance

A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.
His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.
by AdamAtom July 15, 2011
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horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 16, 2013
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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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Ballroom

Obnoxious dancing to obnoxious music with obnoxious costumes with some pretty weird people
Jen: you do ballroom?
Sarah: no I just dance with gay boys,with shoes that hurt a lot and with black skirts and booty shorts.
by Ballroompeople July 07, 2021
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ballroom

Wearing particularly loose boxers to prevent chafing during particularly vigorous pelvic thrusts in the hope of impressing the ladies while dancing.
"Diedre! Aren't you impressed? I'm wearing loose boxers to provide ballroom!
Aaaand Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! MmmmYeah!
by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 05, 2020
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Ballroom gays

Ballroom gays are the ones who would do underground drag shows.
by KaptinAwsum May 28, 2023
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