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Mr Paron's Ballpark

One of the trickiest places man has ever reached; legend says it can be attained by reading through all the unit slides and the Oxford Textbook in less than 60 minutes.
So now that we've wrapped Micro up does a Paper 1 on Monday sound good? Are we in the Mr Paron's Ballpark Ballpark?
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Ballpark Special

After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.
I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special
by cs1601 June 12, 2024
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Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.
I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.
by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025
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Ballpark Frank

It is when you stick your dick between a pair of buttcheeks and rub back and forth, resembling a hot dog going into a bun. Hence, the ballpark frank.
"I'm gonna ballpark frank Meredith this weekend."

"Would you like a ballpark frank?"

"I was giving Kate the ballpark frank."
by ablizzy May 8, 2012
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Ballpark frank

When you and your girl are at a baseball game and y’all make it on the big screen she starts sucking your dick with mustard and ketchup
Cole: Dude Stephanie gave me the best ballpark frank ever at that Astros game lastnight
by Lazycoffee November 17, 2019
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