green balloons

Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."

"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."

by kucheeku December 8, 2009

Balloons

Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.

J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder

by Bort187 November 21, 2011

Balloonatic

A term used to describe a near obsessive fan of the band Muse. Term comes from the first song Muse recorded, Twin, which was originally titled Balloonatic.

My friend is a total Balloonatic.

by ThetaXX1 March 19, 2013

Lady balloons

A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.

Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.

by sphincter sargent July 14, 2021

Hot Ballooning

The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).

"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"

"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"

by Victa E August 21, 2006

Chinese spy balloons

Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman

“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”

by GQAugust February 3, 2023

Red Balloons 🎈

A positive message, no matter how much hate you get you will always rise up, just as a balloon does. Always keep looking forward no matter what, things will get better.

Drake:My girlfriend broke up with me bro
Sander:Hey man it's all good, Red Balloons 🎈

by Hasian! September 5, 2018