Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012

bulloney

A cross between bullshit & baloney.

You're so full of bulloney.

by Joe Minx February 23, 2009

big baloney

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.

example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

Balconey Beezies

a group of girls who are all wifey material. Their smiles radiate like the sun, and their amazing personalities shine even when the power goes out. They have big hearts, and will love you like its Valentines Day everyday. They will make you laugh with their jokes, and not ask you to pay cover like a comedy club. They make friends with the workers at Trader Joes, and even homeless people on the streets. They are part of the 1% minority of the population who have as many friends in real life as they do on facebook. They are sweet like a chocolate bar, and very classy; they are Ferrero Rocher, not Hersheys. Delicious and a little nutty, but always appreciated. They are multi ethnic and come from different backgrounds, but they go together like fast food and heart disease. Except none of them have heart disease. Nor any other disease for that matter.

Thats a cool group of girls!
Ya, they're all Balconey beezies

by shalupa March 6, 2010

Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021