ballet 

1. The quantity of muscles divided by body size.

2. A series of rigorous activities to build huge muscles on tiny people.

Most people are bad at ballet.

I often wish I was better at ballet. Or had more ballet. Or however you grammarize it.

Look at that dude, he has a high ballet.

ballet by fmtk8 March 1, 2018

Ballet 

Paying someone lots of money to torture you

Bertha: do you like pina coladas?
Gary: getting caught in the rain
Ballet: if you’re not into yoga
Bob: if you have half a brain

Ballet by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021

Ballet 

In the fold where the scrotum meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, ID, etc...). Similar to a wallet/billfold the scrotum and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease.

Can I use your bathroom quick, I need to grab somethin' outta my ballet.

Damn, did you see how dude was walking; definitely put too much in his ballet.

Hey, did you have this in your ballet? It reeks like balls!

Ballet by SS-Latchkey January 6, 2017

ballet 

A type of dance and movement.

Ballet classes

ballet by Amy M. December 16, 2003

Ballet 

Self torture

Yesterday I almost died doing ballet.

Ballet by Hillary poops too January 29, 2020

ballet 

The word inserted by the "auto-correct" tool on an iPhone when one attempts to use the word "baller" in a text message, resulting in much confusion. Now commonly used in speech of iPhone users as a substitute for the actual word "baller".

Text message: "Your shoes today are so ballet!"

ballet by ballet_baylor July 21, 2009

ballet 

According to one Homer Simpson, a form of entertainment in which a bear wears a fez and drives a small car. (complete with big top music.)

"Do-do-do-do, da-da-do-do-do-do, Da duh da duh, da duh da duh"

ballet by nitz April 25, 2005