Texas Tech Bellringer

A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.

Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!

Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer

by Johnny McDonald January 1, 2008

bellringer

A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.

I left a nice bellringer in the shitter for you to look at.

by tequiller January 2, 2007

bellringers

Yours or someone other persons fingers.

Blast Iv,e just closed the door on a couple of my bellringers.

by Mr Bute November 14, 2007

Bollinger

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007

Caden Ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: do you know that Caden Ballinger?

person two: yes who doesn’t, but I wouldn’t mess when them he’s a bad ass. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

The Ballinger Effect

When one learns of another person or thing only after finding out that person or thing was involved with something bad, or some faced consequences for wrongdoing.

“I didn’t know who Colleen Ballinger was until I saw her in the news because she did some crappy things.”

“I didn’t know who Logan Paul was until I heard he made a video making fun of a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest. Total Ballinger- Effect.”

“You didn’t know who that was until they got in trouble. That’s The Ballinger Effect for you.”

by Kitty V July 8, 2023

bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009