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Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.
"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".
by Big Dilney March 27, 2015
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Ballbag Olympics

Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.

This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.

These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out

Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!

Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!

Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!

Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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Staunch Ballbag

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012
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BallBags Worth

An excessive amount of money. Another way of saying ‘a Shit Load
John spent a BallBags Worth on that trip to Dubai
by ABC March 20, 2021
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deepthroat-ballbagging

A version of fellatio which either involves both shaft and testicles being forced deep into the reciever throat or just testicles without shaft. Sometimes used to decribe any other generic sexual activity.
'Let's get down on some deepthroat-ballbagging!'
by inmotion July 29, 2007
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Sweaty Ballbag

Ones Sweaty Ballbag. Usually found hanging around the penis area...litrally.
Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008
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A sneaky ballbag

A sunroof baby with sausage fingers and mummy issues that will cut your grass for a tenner
Look at him holding a strimmer screaming at his mother.... ah mate he’s a sneaky Ballbag
by Da big B4D wolf April 30, 2019
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