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Bikesexual

To only feel sexual desire to bicycles. This can include motorised bicycles.
God, after Chris Hughes admitted he was bikesexual the world has never been the same.
by Lolcat Eater March 16, 2009
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barsexual

a person, particularly women, who change sexual orientation after a couple of shots at the bar.
Linda's lesbian friend was right; that straight girl was a total barsexual!
by OverHeard4071 August 5, 2009
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blakesexual

someone who is sexually attracted to hot and masculine men
He's hot and I like him so I'm blakesexual
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baesexual

1. My term for an asexual biromantic.
2. Can also be a friendzone jumper: When the bae is now the SO
I could fall in love with anyone, but an not interested in sex, I guess you could say I'm baesexual.

I fell for the bae and now were dating, we're baesexual.
by Urban_Webster April 10, 2015
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bakusexual

example: “when i saw bakugou i knew i was bakusexual”
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Bakusexual

My friend is Bakusexual.
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Bikesexual

The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.

Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.

Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).

Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.

He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
by Mechanical Ballerina May 18, 2009
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