Bairnsdale

prop n. A sappy little retirement nowhere town in south-eastern Australia with 'George's Hamburgers' as the prime source of entertainment.

"Aww...shit Jax, there's absolutely NOTHING to do in Bairnsdale..."

by Jem44 October 26, 2006

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bairon

bairon jus a cool ass mf, quiet asl jus don’t get annoying to the mf or he’ll smack yo goofy ahh

girl 1-yk bairon girl ?
girl 2-yesss girlll he fine

by bairon himself November 23, 2021

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From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.

1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!

by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011

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Barzaga Complex

The Barzaga Complex is a self-destructive state that occurs among men resulting from the fear of small genitals. Though rarely observed in nature, the complex is often spawned by sexual underperformance. It is easily diagnosed by long-term celibacy, manstration, and lack of confrontation of fellow males. See also, micropenis.

"Whats up with your friend today?"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"

by gmoney10 March 21, 2017

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