The Barzaga Complex is a self-destructive state that occurs among men resulting from the fear of small genitals. Though rarely observed in nature, the complex is often spawned by sexual underperformance. It is easily diagnosed by long-term celibacy, manstration, and lack of confrontation of fellow males. See also, micropenis.
"Whats up with your friend today?"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"
by gmoney10 March 21, 2017
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