bagel 

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.

Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!

bagel by regan January 3, 2005

bagel 

It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.

That was sooo freggin' bagel.

bagel by vassia.69 October 5, 2009

bagel 

An elderly individual who annoys the general public by going through what is left of their life in a ridiculously slow fashion. Tasks at which a BAGEL is expert at annoying those around him/her include: driving too slow in the hammer lane, taking too long at the checkout line by counting pennies from a change purse, asking if coupons are still valid (when you are behind them in line and really have to take a monster dump).

Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.

Shouted to a BAGEL in a car: "Fucking BAGEL!!!! MOOOOOVE!!!"

bagel by Birky 8.5 August 1, 2007

bagel 

A jewish snack, people like the guy off fraiser eat them.

If you ask me it's just wierd.

Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?

Oiiiy, what am I doiing here, I shoiuld be in niew yiork eating my baigel!

bagel by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005

Bagel 

A bagel: butthole bread

You're such a bagel 🙄

Bagel by Elzzbelzz March 28, 2020

bagel 

plain donut, only good if it has stuff on it

person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps

bagel by dummyb April 20, 2020

Bagel 

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

Bagel stole my lunch money again!

Bagel by GB 23 March 27, 2005