bagel

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.

McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!

by Dantastic September 21, 2005

bagel

1 million US dollars from moving weight

he was able to get his paper weight up to a bagel.

by heavyhitter November 18, 2007

bagel

Another word for dryhumping.

"Steve and I bageled all night, and he had blue balls for four hours afterword."

by tsmpnpmf December 21, 2007

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018