babysitter

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

by fuckershocking April 10, 2005

Detroit Babysitter

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

by Misthios February 8, 2010

The babysitter

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore

Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time

by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021

Babysitter

A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.

John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.

by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

The World's Babysitter

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

by Dynodope July 25, 2006

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009