babetron

An incredibly hot and sexy human being.

My French professor Louis is a total babetron.

by diablamorgana April 1, 2009

Babetista

N. (bayb tees' ta) A woman who is so extremely gorgeous her attractiveness defies all known definitions of beauty. On a comparative scale, calling a babetista 'hot' would be the same as calling a 'hot' girl ugly.

Damn girl, you're such a babetista in that dress.

by wolfx7d August 18, 2010

Babytard

The cutest child of the youtube famous family, the shaytards. She is the child of the world. She is the master of singing "if your happy and you know it". She is the only human who still looks cute while sucking her thumb and she will go on to rule this world one day.

Cool cat: Oh hey did you watch shaytards last night? It was so cute babytard sangif your happy and you know it! So precious!

Cool cat 2: I know! I could not stop smiling! Babytard always makes my day better!

Noob: lol wat u guys talking about? Whats Shaytards?

Cool Cats: ugh....

by Pseudonym27 November 22, 2011

babecation

When your wife, girlfriend, lover, partner, etc. leaves on a very much needed vacation.

Cree: "Is that you?"
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."

by jethrojones August 25, 2012

Babestation

Babestation is a British soft porn TV programme. It allows viewers to communicate live with female presenters (often unattractive) via a premium-rate telephone number or text messaging. It is broadcast daily and has had a dedicated channel on Sky.

John: Yo Steve you got any porn channels on your Sky tv?

Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.

John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!

by x FatElvis x November 29, 2011

babedar

An unkeen ability too sense when a hot babe is in the vicinity. Kind of like Spiderman and his Spidey-sense, except for babes. Once you pick up a signal on your babedar you can choose whether to shoot a missile at it (go for her), like an F-15C, or just ignore the signal and proceed.

Dude my babedar is picking up huge signals on it at 3 O' Clock low.

by Jake-up April 15, 2006

Babytarded

Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.

Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.

by Atomic blast January 5, 2012