bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

Babbling Gook

A korean person that will not stop talking about things that annoy you, or things you are not interested in.

That cook is such a Babbling Gook!

by Coon Smuggler June 3, 2009

Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010

Bazeling

A person that is below stupid, retarded, and dumb combined. The insult of all insults; The worst thing you can call someone

Friend 1: I swear he's/she's so dumb
Friend 2: I know right, he's/she's such a bazeling

by Anon235 August 20, 2013

Babbling Brook

A bubbling fart.

That fart sounded like a babbling brook.

by Crop Dusting June 15, 2014

bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013

text babbling

When someone texts you throughout the day but does not seem to want a reply . They seem to be using texting you as a notepad for themselves or to have a reflective conversation with themselves .

Hold on I just got a text from Rob. Nevermind , he's not waiting on a reply from me he's text babbling again and using me as a personal notepad.

by Dr Doolittle November 13, 2017