5 Star Automotive Solutions

Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.

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5 Star Automotive Solutions by Est101 October 22, 2018

for automotive use only 

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".

for automotive use only by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

automotive tourettes 

A condition that encourages random outbursts aimed at the homeless, ugly, or disheveled from a moving vehicle. Usually insults are brief and to the point, in order to frustrate and anger the innocent bystander. Unfortunately, by the time they think of how much they want to hurt you, you are far down the street, hopefully not at a red light.

"AWWW, GROSS"
"AHAHA FAG"

"guy, seriously, stop your fucking automotive tourettes, you're gonna get shit thrown at my fresh whip."

automotive tourettes by big jc October 3, 2006

Automotive Narcissicm 

Singing along to a car commercial while driving which is a commercial for the car you're driving. That's right.

Girl stop humming to that Nissan commercial, you indulge in such Automotive Narcissicm!

Automotive Narcissicm by SkinnyGau July 4, 2008

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio) 

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio) by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011

automotive anorexia

A psychological disorder in which the subject is obsessed with the belief that his vehicle has excessive weight. The patient will engage in destructive behavior such as stripping out seats, mats, and even mechanical parts in order to attain an unrealistic standard of automotive performance, agility, and fuel economy. If left untreated it can be life-threatening, especially when parts needed for safety are removed from the vehicle.
This condition can afflict anyone, but it is most common among ricers and boy racers.

"Mark took the passenger seats out of his Honda Civic".
"That's nothing, he also took off the spare tire, the muffler, and replaced the windows with clear plastic."
"He's got automotive anorexia, we need to stage an intervention before he tries to take off the air bags and somebody gets hurt".

automotive anorexia by zinndl September 18, 2012

Automotive surgeon 

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.

"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."

Automotive surgeon by SMILLER503 October 12, 2017