autocowrong

When your phone is being a jerk and changes a word you typed to a completely different word there in changing the entire meaning of your sentence.

I hate when my phone autocowrongs me.

by John Doh Denver December 21, 2016

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

automotion

Having sex in an aotomobile.

Automotion is having sex in a car.

by Gianna Josephine July 14, 2010

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

automopopolis

an aditude that is totaly crazy just like mine doing things at ones own freewill and not caring about anyone eles

i am one with Automopopolis

by Dennis_ Ross August 16, 2005

Automoton

The word you use when you are fed up with 'Your mom! Your face!' type conflicts. It automatically shuts down the argument.

Person 1: Hey, you're dumb.
Person 2: Your FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your MOM is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your BUTT is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S BUTT is dumb!
Person 1: Your DOG is dumb!
Person 2: AUTOMOTON!
Person 1: Dammit.

by Ktee May 7, 2005

automaton

musical genius and massive bumface...makes weird glitchy sounds come out of computers and makes trumpy sounds with his mouth...the greatest lover in the world...bribe him with chicken, rum or old skatewear.

i wish i could make beats like automaton

by floppyv December 16, 2009