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poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.
by Mysterious John March 14, 2004
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Autorapceder

One who walks around rapping to themselves.
I saw WUT walkin down the street, rockin side to side to the beat, and i thought to myself, huh, he must be having a full conversation with himself, weirdo, but then i realized, naw he is an Autorapceder.
by OlSkewl December 14, 2008
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Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016
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Autograph

As much as some teenage girls want to take credit for being the one to make someone's life hell, a guy signing autographs is not going through a living hell, because he's not having his fingernails or toenails pulled off one by one, or being taken back to the middle ages with various torture devices (true living hell). Wasted time (autographs) and waiting somewhere longer than you should while things move slowly is all purgatory. Get your realms and their definitions straight before you start trying to tell other people about telling shit straight.
The guy signing autographs was certainly in living purgatory, but their wasn't enough actual physical pain to call it anything close to living he'll. Corporal punishment is closer to the realm of living hell (as a mind state or otherwise), and actual torture (not psychological or watching a traumatic movie about it) is closer to true living hell, if there is such a thing. Most of the people who say they made this or that person's life hell are really just pretentious frauds.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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autographic

a visual imprint to the brain of a car
I will slash his tires. I know what he drives. I have an autographic memory
by Sodathief August 30, 2022
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Autograph Beggar

The websites that force you to provide your details and SIGN in
For fucks sake, I only want to add an expression to Urban Dictionary and they are begging my autograph again.

Too many autograph beggar
by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023
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Bovril Autograph

The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see
“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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