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australia

kickass country, kinda like the canada of the southern hemisphere in the way that we are friendly and have an awsome country all round. we are one of the best nations at sport (if not the best) considering we constantly come 3rd/4th in olympics countries that beat us include america and china yet we have a population of 20m and america has one of 300-400m and china has one of around1.3b. we have a varied landscape (possibly the most in the world) with woodland, coastal, coral, rainforrest, salt lake, gibber and sandy desert and mountain ecosystems depending where in the country u are. is the oldest country on the planet and possibly the most powerful country in the southern hemisphere.
australia is the place to be
by moocow17 July 25, 2008
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australia

Australia is a beautiful and greatest country in the world situated in Oceania between Pacific and Indian Ocean.

Population: 20.000.000

Government type is constitutional monarchy.

Bigger cities are:
Sydney (4.000.000)
Melbourne (3.000.000)
Brisbane (1.600.000)
Perth (1.433.217)
Adelaide (1.119.900)

Capital is Canberra (311.000)

GDP per capita: US$30,700

Climate is temperate in south, south-east, east and south-west. In the north-east and north part of australia is tropical. Semiarid and arid in inland.
National anthem:

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"

When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Shou'd foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains the let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
by proletariat May 21, 2005
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australia

the only country that still contains unicorns.
p1"where can I find an unicorn?"
p2 "australia"
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australia

australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.
australia is a country, island and/ or continent.
by griffin2306 September 20, 2008
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australia

Sorry aussie folks, but australia was formed when a bunch of British convicts were shipped there and started to populate. So in reality, your all descendants of criminals. :D
Unsuspecting tourist: Here, can you hold my camera please?

Australian Criminal: Sure thing! (Runs for the hills)
by Bubs_13 November 25, 2007
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australia

the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever
I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.
by gertrude eugene mildred October 18, 2008
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australia

Best fucking country in the world.. all you other fuckers better not diss it, and as for the ones that live in this country (immigrants etc), if you like to tease aussies and diss the country you live in (Oz), well how about you fags FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY RUN DOWN POOR COUNTRY.
Go AUSTRALIA!!!
Leb: Fucking Aussie cunt
Aussie: fuck you, you greasy bastard
Leb: I'll call my cousins
Aussie: Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of (Lebannon)
*** Ozzie smashes the shit out of the leb and the leb cries***
Aussie: Australia, the only bad thing is grease.
by woohadwvfwevfke December 28, 2005
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