Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.

I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

Crazy Aunt Syndrome

The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.

Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

by wordbord July 21, 2011

Visit Aunt Sally

mostly used by modest women when they excuse themselves to the restroom

Tara was out to dinner with her friends when she said, "Please excuse me, I'm going to visit Aunt Sally. I will be right back."

by JoeHo3 September 12, 2009

Aunt Sally

The cool young aunt that never settled or got married. No matter how old she gets she's youthful. Everyone loves her she takes no shit and talks a lot of shit. She likes to party and sometimes she can get out of hand, so you might have to tell your friends Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she took too many shots of tequila.
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she's late again.

by Aunt Sallyy October 11, 2018

Aunt Scarlet

Another menstruation euphemism for women on their period.

Aunt Scarlet came over and now I have to wear pads.

by Thegingersnap18 May 27, 2015

aunt sally

A drink made up in red hook, NY. A perfect combination of Captain Morgan and ginger ale on the rocks. Sailor Jerry is an acceptable substitution for the captain.

Ain't sally aunt sally

by chic maggot May 16, 2014