by Shuishiexploding April 04, 2022
by the month October 27, 2019
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
by G-Stein May 06, 2007
Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).
Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.
Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August
Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August
by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021
He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020
A month when you go somewhere lots of morons travel with you. The month of the year where people go to McDonalds and drink Fanta everyday. A month when people can be sad because it’s near Autumn and it gets cold soon after.
by IAmWeirdAndFunny August 23, 2018
"Is it August?"
"Yep"
"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"
*This Is Halloween starts playing*
"Yep"
"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"
*This Is Halloween starts playing*
by The Slasher (TM) August 26, 2019