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Stan Attractor

Kim Taehyung (V), of South Korean group BTS, is also known by the name The Stan Attractor, for his ability to become noticed by media and new fans every time the band releases new material or performs. His stunning good looks and mesmerising stage presence has new fans eager to investigate what the group has to offer.
Stan Attractor, BTSV, has media talking about his latest look after his appearance at the Grammys.
by kpop happening May 10, 2021
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Crap attack

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.
Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.
by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016
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I feel personally attacked

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."
by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020
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1-10 Attractiveness Scale

Simply put, a universal scale use to describe to your friends how attractive a person is, usually whilst recounting a story. The scale only ranks up to 9/10, since perfection is never achieved. 'Bonus Points' can be awarded if the person in question has certain qualities that you yourself find attractive.

The ranking is as follows.
1) Hideous
There is literally nothing on this godforsaken planet that could even make you want to hug the subject. NOTHING.
2) Ugly
This is rock bottom. If you wake up in bed next to a 2/10, consider leaving the country.
3) Quite bad
You might, but ONLY if you were either thirteen pints in, or incredibly desperate.
4) Underwhelming
Maybe the subject has eyes slightly far apart, but otherwise isn't really that bad.

5) Average
Base standard. Based on looks alone, there's nothing wrong with the subject. Nothing AMAZING, but certainly nothing wrong.
6) Reasonably attractive
This subject is cute. You wouldn't go out of your way to find them on Facebook, but you would turn to your mates, pull a 'Not Bad' face and nod in acknowledgement
7) Pretty fit
The subject is pretty. Maybe has a few orbiters, at that.

8) Beautiful

Subject is really gonna go far with that face of their's. Potential model or actor/actress?
9) Gorgeous
This is - at base value - the highest ranking that one person can get.

10)
The subject is a solid 9/10, but also has a certain quality that appeals to you. Be it temperament, physical looks or maybe kink-appeal.
Jennifer: Ooooooh, gurl, check out that fireman over there (or something like that), how would you put him on the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale? He is a straight up 9/10!
Stacey: Yeah, but I like guys in uniform, that puts him up to a 10/10 for me!

Both girls proceed to continue their coffees, watching the apartment block across from them burn to the ground, in pure admiration of the firecrew.
by "Soap" Mactavish October 1, 2016
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Sand Attack

The most annoying fucking attack in the game "Pokemon," when the user apparently kicks sand into your pokemon's fucking eyes, making it lose accuracy, and does it about 4 or 5 times in a row to make your Pokemon miss every damn attack afterwards and makes it fucking useless from then on.
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Etc. Etc.
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Stan Attractor

Kim Taehyung (V) has been known for years as the Stan Attractor. He often stands out for his extremely good looks, beautiful deep voice & strong stage presence. Non-fans often ask who he is when they first see BTS.
"I started following BTS when Taehyung caught my eye in the Dynamite MV. The way he came in with so much swag."
"You're not the only one. He is known as the Stan Attractor."
by Bangtan2013 January 16, 2021
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fangirl attack

When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.
Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*
by theinternethasruinedme April 5, 2015
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