I feel personally attacked

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.

New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020

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Sand Attack

The most annoying fucking attack in the game "Pokemon," when the user apparently kicks sand into your pokemon's fucking eyes, making it lose accuracy, and does it about 4 or 5 times in a row to make your Pokemon miss every damn attack afterwards and makes it fucking useless from then on.

Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Etc. Etc.

by That Kid with the Forehead June 1, 2013

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fangirl attack

When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.

Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*

by theinternethasruinedme April 5, 2015

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Panic attack

Arguably the most extreme manifestation of acute anxiety, a panic attack is an episode of sudden apprehension and intense fear, combined with physiological symptoms that closely resemble a heart attack.

A panic attack is the most frightening experience one can ever experience; I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

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nostalgia attack

Having a strong urge to go back to the past or wanting to do something suddenly that reminds you of your past.

I had a nostalgia attack the other day.

by celebritystatus November 19, 2016

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Dak-Attack

When an irate man or woman with a ravenous appetite consumes a large amount of commercial grade fast food. Famous Dak-Attack sightings are at Taco Bells, Burger Kings, and other establishments that allow one's blood pressure, and sugar to hit critical levels. Foods with high trans fat, sodium, and carbohydrates promote the most vigorous of said attacks.

Watching that sweaty man eat that entire plate of nachos was an example of a Dak-Attack.

by Mythranite January 9, 2019

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