Asstinence

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"

"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."

by DallasSallad May 8, 2015

asstunnel

Synonym for asshole.

Coined in September 2007 by Markus, administrator of the European torrent site meganova.org, in response to a cease and desist letter from an American law firm.

Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet ...

by Horizon Star July 20, 2008

asstunnel

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1.Name of anyone who works at the Law Firm of Sheppard, Mullin, Richter & Hampton (SMR&H) and or Randy Saaf and the entire workforce of Media Defender.

2.A large breezy hole created out of someone's anus due to repeated nork.

"Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). ..." - meganova

by BlackJackJester October 3, 2007

asstinence

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

by Urrealname June 12, 2018

Assanine

When her ass is a nine

"Dude Monica's assanine!"

by Dirtball42069 December 9, 2019

Abstinine

anything so stupid and/or crazy the object or situation must have been created void of thought while drunk on absinthe.

When Betsy hang glided stoned on barbiturates and alcohol her landing upside down in the 3rd floor of the police station was abstinine.

by Beavmetal December 1, 2021

Asseninerery

When someone is annoying you by there persistent behavior.

This is me annoyed tolerating Louis' asseninerery.

by Chabai May 22, 2022