by chochos July 29, 2005
Get the ASSplosionmug. After a night of binge drinking at the Lower Deck, dip your bird in donair sauce, place pita bread on either side of partner's arse and then give 'er!!
by quigley dawn June 28, 2010
Get the Halifax Assplosionmug. When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl
Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK
by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012
Get the Nuclear Assplosionmug. An extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. The sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. Causing the "Victim" or "Target" to have very liquid, very forceful shits, causing them to (Sometimes) shit themselves.
Dude 1: Yo, I just gave Josh an Assplosion Sundae!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!
by AntHill206 November 19, 2011
Get the Assplosion Sundaemug. When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009
Get the roman candle assplosionmug. When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???
Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010
Get the Assplosion Double Scoopmug. When you have to run to the bathroom for a poop. Usually diarrhea. It can be associated with heavy drinking, or greasy food. Sometimes both.
I just had an Assplosion in the toilet.
by HumpinGrannys September 3, 2016
Get the Assplosionmug.