assnuggets

nuggets of feces that range from large to small in size, usually found stuck in the hairs of shaggy dogs' asses.

Wow, that dog has a bunch of assnuggets.

by shitsweak5490 September 30, 2008

Assnut

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009

Asscube

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

assnuts

A person who has had over nine cocks in their ass at once. Usually a male.

Jake Kelly is SUCH an assnuts!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

assnuck

Assnuck: Noun; Person living in canada that is a fool or an ass, or who makes an ass of themselves. Derived from the word Canuck.

That assnuck just stole my hockey puck, fucker.

by ANewRetrospect February 14, 2006

assnugget

when someone has repetative nugget shaped shits that sound like someone is shooting a bb gun

dude what happened today, i heard someone was shooting a bb gun in the mens stall and the cops came, they found out it was someone just haveing an assnugget

by baggee September 14, 2006

assbubbles

Just a cute insult. Background was lost a while ago. Not the meaning for when someone swallows gum!

You're such an assbubble -.-

by lostneko April 6, 2005