ASSNUT

a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say

DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test

by ydub October 4, 2004

Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

assnitz

adj.- an induvidual whose inane chatter is better suited for the rectum. pl- assni

Jason really needs to shut up. He is turning into an assnitz.

by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 19, 2005

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011