Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

assmunch

insult usually directed towards someone with anger.
Also related to:
asstwat
asshat
assfuck
bitchass
asswipe
asshole
and many more

"OMFG NOOB YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSMUNCH!!11!"
"hello assmunch"
"haha, Fin is such an assmunch"

by lawzer February 7, 2005

asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

by juancarlos December 28, 2005

assmuncher

1) One who munches ass.

2) An incompetent person.

James just bit my ass, i think it left a mark.

What an assmuncher!

by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005