A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.
Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
by Darbers April 13, 2008
Get the Assless Chaps mug.A person who prefers to be involved in "sport-related activities" rather than "sports". The activities often involve watching sports, playing sport themed video games, wearing team jerseys around town (when you aren't on that team), etc.. Meaning, they sit around on thier ass more than get up and play.
Also: Assletic, Assleticism.
Also: Assletic, Assleticism.
Dan: (Wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey there Tom!
Tom: (wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey Jake! I never knew you liked basket-ball aswell. You want to shoot some hoops sometime?
Dan: Naw, man. You'd kick my ass. I'm more of an asslete.
Tom: Oh, true. Maybe we could play some videogames then.
Dan: That's more up my alley.
Tom: (wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey Jake! I never knew you liked basket-ball aswell. You want to shoot some hoops sometime?
Dan: Naw, man. You'd kick my ass. I'm more of an asslete.
Tom: Oh, true. Maybe we could play some videogames then.
Dan: That's more up my alley.
by MegWils September 1, 2009
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by Stretch915 August 5, 2009
Get the Assetize mug.Pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. Assless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.
(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)
(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)
by SSLA March 25, 2011
Get the Assless mug.That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)
by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017
Get the Assleg mug.The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
Get the Liquidating Assets mug.There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
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