ASStroNAUGHTY

A kinky into-science person

Laura: "You know so much about science!"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"

by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011

asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.

Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone

by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013

assitional

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly

1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.

by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

Asstronaut

It's an explorer of space, particularly the planet your anus.

Probes can be sent to your anus by an asstronaut

by Dirt Gently October 8, 2020

asstronat

a guy with a nat friend

damn look at that asstronat

by anonymous September 21, 2021

asstronomy

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.

I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021