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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

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dumb fucking asshole 

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough
this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life

fucking asshole 

Anyone who thinks that they can be a dick to their best friends and treat them like shit
A guy making fun of a good friends mother.
fucking asshole by Sal Cino January 3, 2004

Fuck me right in the ass hole 

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

stupid-fucking-asshole 

someone who does something lowdown and evil, and is just a gay whore.
The Captain Awesome poser on urban dictionary is a stupid-fucking-asshole because he stole Captain Awesome from me.

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!