Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
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Get the Assholeage mug.Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.
Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.
Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.
Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.
Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.
Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.
Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.
Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.
by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021
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