asstoad

extremely anoying person; old people; anybody you can think of

that asstoad just cut me off!

by meeehh May 13, 2005

Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

Asset Flip

A usually low-quality video game made solely with premade assets from game making stores, most popularly the Unity Asset Store.

This game is the worst! No effort put into it, it's just a bad asset flip!

by JohnShiertYT November 3, 2018

Intangible Asset

Intangible asset are those assets of the company which cannot be touched like goodwill, patents, trade marks.

When company A acquires Company B, then amount of money A pays over actual values of B comes under goodwill which is intangible asset.

by Transtutors June 27, 2013

liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).

Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.

Damn, that girl has some nice assets!

by Allie May 13, 2005