ASSFROW

Absolutely the coolest online poker, forum troll ever.

ASSFROW 12 tables fishdonks on Pokerstars while trolling asshats on the Jeep forums.

by I am me and not you August 19, 2013

assgrow

The act of watching your ass get bigger - or grow.

I didn't do anything today. I just sat around and watched my assgrow.

by Griffie Wilson June 8, 2015

Assbroofsu

A sport in which two opponents compete and try to touch clamp their opponents ass in each hands

Yo we were playing assbroofsu last night at the park

by Donkeytitties April 25, 2017

Assblow

When you think your gonna fart and hit mud. Loading your undies. When you sneeze and squirt a turd in your pants unexpectedly.

Ol' Creeper was drinking hard last night and blew chow and later he had a full on, out the back of his short ASSBLOW.. that shit was sick!

by Wind of the South. June 10, 2018