ass clown

like a butt pirate, only happier

Stoppit, you assclown.

by kyleisnotajew September 2, 2005

ass clown

@waltloveridge curly headed fuck

person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown

by ana loveridge February 21, 2010

ass clown

someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute

"Hey!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown!"

by ElenaV August 3, 2006

ass clown

a person who gets hair from his ass and/or his nuts transplanted onto his bald head and pays for it

The biggest ass clown is the president of the I lost my hair but got it back thanks to the hair on my butt club

by ac slaya January 30, 2005

ass clown

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

by MasterMTG May 4, 2006

ass clown

The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.

Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?

by hoity-toity March 11, 2009

ass clown

A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.

"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"

by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 30, 2004