ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch

This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

by richgang7081 September 10, 2023

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

The air is dry

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

by hooyaahh January 16, 2022

ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

by Jake March 5, 2005

my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

kiss an ass cheek

This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.

Hey, Mike. Kiss an ass cheek.

by Asshole Bullshit August 13, 2004

saggy ass cheekage

When the ass cheeks descend below the hemline of the skirt but no vagina is visible.

That chick has too much saggy ass cheekage to wear a skirt that short.

by heyyalllll May 23, 2009