Aspasia

From Greek ; the most beautiful girl in the world, like her mother.
Also a greek goddess.

She's like Aspasia in the breeze

by Crawley3 February 20, 2009

asparagus pee

The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.

Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.

by bozlog November 24, 2006

aspartame

A rather large, unstable chemical that some people claim tastes like sugar.
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody

Diet Pepsi has a lot of aspartame in it.
Diet Pepsi tastes gross.

by GiBe June 16, 2005

Cool asparagus

1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.

2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.

cool asparagus

by monkeymb January 24, 2011

Aspartame Arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007

Asparagus

Slang for marijuana.

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"

by bonkeykong May 13, 2008

asparagoose

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020